I rarely abbreviate my text messages.

I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

via sodamnrelatable

amasterthief:

asamisaika:

miss-sora-chan:

DAMN, THEY FOUND US! ABORT, ABORT!

Reblog if you actually care about me.

piercingsanddelilah:

Reblog or imma cry haha

Oh Delilah. ^^

ugh i ship them. it’s so epic :3

smutty-fandom-confessions:

Submitted by anonymous

me: haha ok

autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

So I’m practically a puppet now?

This blows.

When your crush looks at you and smile:

And you’re like:

Then you go on with the rest of your day feeling like:

Reblog this and see what you get.

 ♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
 ♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
 ✂ = just delete your tumblr already
 ✌ = you’re awesome
 ♡ = i love your blog
 ❁ = you’re beautiful
 ✓ = i hate you
 ☹ = you’re ugly
 ☀ = i want to fuck you
 ♬ = i wish we were close
 ♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
 ☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
 ☮ = you inspire me

That moment when you remember an ex’s last name from several years ago and remember what a sweetheart he was. :( I think I’ll spend the rest of my night in the corner thinking about it and missing him alot.